Ludicrously Cheap
Many workers can no longer afford to go out to pretentious restaurants, pay over the top prices and flaunt their cash buying expensive wine. It's no laughing matter. Not even a snigger.
The once loud and brash crowd need support in these difficult times.Kellogg's have teamed up with Blue Nun - the quality wine firm - who will make a cheaper version - Skint Nun - an incredibly cheeky aperitif to accompany the ludicrously cheap meal.
There will be three box sizes of the Credit Crunchy Nut to cater for the singleton, couples (or with the mistress) and the dinner party crowd. Skint Nun will come in a bottle or a crate with little difference in the price. One crate is the 
equivlant of one normal bottle of wine quality. Smells like wee in a stairwell and it brings out the shine in brass.
Head of Marketing, Johnny Wisemueller, said Kellogg's has it roots in providing food for certain minorities in society. Flakes were originally brought out for the mentally ill, Coco Pops for kids, Fruit n' Fibre for rabbits, Frosties for Eskimos (Inuit), Special K for the obese, All-Bran for the constipated, Muesli for horses, Nutri-Grain for size 0s and Pop Tarts for flame swallowers.
"The guys in product development asked if they felt this financial crisis is likely to be a brief episode but I said it will be more like a long running cereal. Not one of them laughed. Can you believe that? Oh you can! Anyway, they're tasty tasty very very tasty, they're very tasty..... or is that Bran Flakes? I don't know? They all come out of one huge silo and taste exactly the same," said Johnny.
