Scientists launched the new version of Bullseye today called Bosonseye. The new show, hosted by Stephen Hawking, will fill in the black hole left by lack of programmes for geeks.
Three couples, each consisting of a quiz geek and a large dart throwing geek (using their own pre-built massive dart throwing device) will try to win prizes ranging from a new microscope, a speedboat , a caravan, or a particle of matter, to the consolation prize of a set of darts, a collider and a 'Bendy Bully', a rubber model of the show's mascot.
The show will feature the category round which will consist of science, physics, chemistry, mathematics, nuclear physics, the cosmos etc. This will be followed by a points for pounds round. The couples who lose at this point get are told by the host - You get your BFH.....Bus fare home
The show will end with the final pair throwing for prizes on Boson's Prize Board. Each segment of the board houses a prize but it's vital to stay out of Boson's eye, the black hole in the middle of the board, otherwise we all die. This should make for some nailbiting TV.
The final pair can then gamble everyone's life and all their prizes to win 5 billion pound. The host says to the final couple: I want you to consider a gamble, the money you've won, that's safe, and so are peoples lives at the moment. Would you like to gamble your prizes, for tonight's star prize, which is hiding behind Bully?You have the time it takes for a beam of particles to complete a circle, to let us know what you want to do. If we don't make it, well, you've had a good try and we all avoid the credit crunch.
