Gordon Brown, just back from his hols, said he felt like an Olympian and was quick to thank Tony Blair
"I wouldn't be in this position if it wasn't for Tony the Tosser.Just give a chance," said the ramfeezled Scot.
Mrs Thatcher, who forgot that there was a North of England when Prime Minister, was as sharp as ever.
Mrs T - What am I doing here?
Reporter - You've won the silver medal for being the most unpopular Prime Minister.
Mrs T - I can't wait to tell Denis.
Reporter - Your husband died a few years ago, Mrs Thatcher.
Mrs T - When was I divorced?
Reporter - You never got divorced.
Mrs T - What am I doing here? Who is he?
Reporter - You've won the silver medal for being the most unpopular Pime Minister. That's Gordon Brown, the current, unelected Prime Minister.
Mrs T - Where's my pretty Carol, my only child?
Reporter - Don't you remember that you also have a son?
Mrs T - Of course I do, but I deliberately choose to forget about him. What a waster.
Blair was happy with a bronze
"My weight is bound to fluctuate, I've had 4 kids," said the organ grinder.
