He took a major step to improving the current state of Britain by attempting to bring three cabinet ministers out of their political stupor. Jack Straw, Alistair Darling and David Miliband were sent on an organised trip to a Westminster lap dancing club - The Greasy Poll - in the hope that they would come out of their near catatonic state and start doing something for the benefit of the country.
Apart from the odd conditioned reflex soundbite, the three had done bugger all to help the beleaguered Prime Minister.
The three ministers certainly responded to some therapeutic dancing and for a short time, their creative juices were flowing.
The Dance of the Seven Veils was the highlight for Jack Straw and he was a willing helper in removing each veil.
At first, David Miliband looked like a smug geography teacher but by the end of the night, he was showing the ladies his party piece - the five finger reshuffle. He later said that the trip was like a busman's holiday as once again he was in a room surrounded by tits.
Alistair Darling, well known for premature taxation, began to think of ways to lower everything and had a sudden urge to fill the hole in the economy.
